Christianity: The Religion For Lazy PeopleApril 23, 2012
Not only are most Christians brainwashed, arrogant assholes who think they’re better than non-believers and believers of other religions (which they all consider atheism because they’re so lazy) they are also the laziest creatures on the entire planet. Even Catholics are not as lazy as most Christians because many of those people are hard-working Latinos, pardon the stereotype.
My first bit of evidence is that all Christians are told they have to do is believe Jesus Christ (who wasn’t a real person) died for their sins and they’ll go to heaven when they die. Bullshit. You’ll just reincarnate back here in this third dimensional hell to keep trying to purify your soul. Why would anything that important be so easy? What happened to “no pain no gain”? Christians don’t understand that we are all a small piece of God having a physical experience. Once you realize that and give up your attachment to material possessions you can genuinely love people and activate your upper chakras (4-7) and free yourself from the cycle of reincarnation and purgatory. Reincarnation is even espoused in the Bible but your preachers never tell you about that on Sunday morning.
Second and perhaps most importantly most Christians think Jesus is going to come back and save them from the evil elite. There was no human Jesus. It’s the sun and only the sun. No contemporaries of Jesus ever wrote about him. The only account we have is Paul who used to be Saul of Tarsus which is really Saturn or Satan. That’s why Jews worship on Saturn-day or Saturday. There are no statues of Jesus like there are of another important religious figures like Mohammad and Buddha. Either Christians didn’t think very much of their precious Jesus or he didn’t exist….probably the latter. The trick is that by doing nothing you will allow the elite to continue and fulfill their agenda. The elite require your inaction and it appears they have it for the most part.
To make matters worse most Christians haven’t even read all of any of the Bible. When they do they don’t understand it. They never investigate the veracity of other religions and certainly nothing as heretical as astrotheology. Most Christians are just a bunch of lazy fucks who are comfortable being stupid, ignorant and high-minded from being a member of their in-group……savages. I’ll bet if you checked the literacy rate for Christians overall you’ll find it is much lower than the general population and especially that of nonbelievers.
I used to hate getting up on Sunday to go to church but my mom said God woke me up all week (no he didn’t my circadian biorhythms did that) so I owed God at least that much. Most so-called Christians rarely or never attend church. Why? They’re too damn lazy to get their asses out of bed on Sunday morning. Many of them are still hung over from Saturday night or laid up with someone they met the night before and now cannot remember their name to ask them to leave politely.
Finally many Christians just claim to be Christians so they won’t be ostracized by the flock for having alternative beliefs. In other words they are conformist cowards. That’s another form of laziness because they refuse to be brave enough to endure whatever criticism may come from not believing in the literal historical versions of organized religions which have no basis in reality whatsoever. Being lazy is one thing. Being a coward is another. Being ignorant is just the icing on the cake. Call it cognitive dissonance or whatever you like. It will result in the extinction of the human species and the rest of us don’t deserve that. Apparently the Titanic is about to sink a second time.