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All Men Don’t Crave Threesomes

October 9, 2011

There are almost no women in this country who don’t believe that every man on the planet would give his left arm to have sex with two hot women at the same time. I’ve never met one that didn’t believe this and probably never will. Well I’m here to tell you that I would have a threesome with two hot chicks but I don’t crave it and definitely don’t fantasize it and even more, I would never waste my time pursuing one. The women would have to pursue me to make it happen, not that I’m some god of great looks. Let’s face it by the time a threesome happens usually all three people are either drunk, high or high and drunk so our standards have fallen drastically. Non-porn threesomes are not something anyone would want to watch. It would be disgusting plus most hot chicks don’t want to fulfill any man’s fantasy without being compensated for it since money now equals pussy in America.

I don’t have a huge list of reasons that I don’t really want a threesome. There are only two main reasons I can think of and a few minor ones. The first and main reason is that I prefer one on one sex. Doubling my pleasure actually doesn’t double my pleasure, at least not in parallel. That whole thing about the sum equaling more than the parts doesn’t apply for me. I find it much more enticing to have one on one sex with two women in sequence. That is serially doubling my pleasure. I need to focus on one woman at a time. If one woman is blowing you while you’re eating the other one you can’t really focus on either activity to anyone’s maximum pleasure. At least I can’t. You have twice as many body parts to lick and suck and even fuck. You’re too goddamn busy. It’s like that assembly line episode of “I Love Lucy”. You can never catch up because more body parts just keep getting thrown at you. Yeah you can use your fingers and some toys but that’s cheating.

Second who ever has sex with two women that they find equally attractive? The lucky bastards whoever they are. That’s why the female porn stars make so much more money than the men. Not only do we pretend that pussy is more valuable than dick we actually pay far more for pussy than for dick. Money has replaced everything feminine in America and it is why men are in the state we are in because most of us don’t have a lot of money. That translates to not a lot of pussy unless you got mad game at exploiting women’s daddy issues. There is always going to be one chick you want to fuck more than the other, even if they are both hot because what turns many men on is not necessarily how the woman looks but how she fucks. The sounds that women make and the words they say during sex are a huge part of the act. Some women are better at kissing. Some women like it up the ass. No two women would be identical in that respect. I don’t want to over-analyze the situation but that’s how I feel about it. One chick is probably not going to have an orgasm unless she gets it from masturbating while watching me bang the hotter one.

Like I said I’d be an idiot to turn down sex with two hot chicks. I wouldn’t. I just don’t crave it. I never even think about it. Not at all. It almost happened for me once with two strippers but the aggressive one freaked out the timid one without a suitcase of used but sterilized toys. Women fantasize more about having two dicks than I do about two pussies, two asses and four titties. How can women complain all the time that men objectify them when they objectify themselves? Many dress like porn stars, talk like sailors, drink like bums and sleep around like…….well…….women who sleep around. Threesomes are the ultimate objectification by equating women with a two for one sale. Same goes for men and we should not objectify ourselves either. This myth that men enjoy sex more than women needs to stop. We don’t. Women enjoy sex far more than men do because they can have multiple orgasms and because it is in their nature. Men have serial orgasms so we have to start all over once we finish. It’s all one huge orgasmic blur to women. I’d like sex more too if I could do that, although that would get extremely messy in bed.  Women are being socially engineered to desire manhood and it’s disgusting because I don’t want to see a woman standing up trying to pee in a urinal.

There are other less important reasons not to have male on two female threesomes. For instance let’s say one woman starts to catch feelings, as women often do after they realize they cannot control their emotions. The other woman then becomes proof positive that you’re a cheater because she saw you do it. Twice as many women means twice the possibility of contracting an STD. Twice as many women means making up twice the excuses to leave or have them leave because if you don’t one will want to stay and probably the ugly one you didn’t bang enough for her tastes. I’m not against it but it’s twice as much cuddling too. How the hell can you spoon with two women and only one dick? All you get from the chick behind you is her tits in your back if they’re big enough. In general there’s going to be twice as much talking and, if you pay, twice the bill. On top of it all how can you decide who sleeps in the wet spot?

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